What are Beach Cruiser Bikes Good for?
An Alphabetical List of … From A-Z.
We want to Save You from a Boring Life
What are these things suitable for, anyway?
- A: Great for Your Arms, bro.
- B: They will Shrink Your Belt.
- C: They reduce Cravings without drugs or diets.
- D: Fun riding Downhill.
- E: Great for Exercise. (You might even enjoy it)
- F: Cruiser Bikes are Fun!
- G: These bikes get you Going.
- H: Heart, Health, and Happiness.
- I: Individuality. Make your bike your own style.
- J: Go Jump Off a Curb.
- K: Kick Brakes take you back to the cul de sac.
- L: Legs, Lungs, and Laughs.
- M: Good for Mental Health and Muscles.
- N: Good for Nothing, just like mom warned ya.
- O: Good for the Omnium (j/k).
- P: Panache. Up your game on a bike.
- Q: Quads. Biker quads, it’s a thing.
- R: Relationships. Happy, healthy people are more fun to be around.
- S: Sex Drive. Try it.
- T: A Trip to the Store.
- U: The Upstroke.
- V: Vibe enhancer.
- W: Good for Your Wallet. Compared to other bikes.
- X: X Country. We road our cruiser in Ragbrai.
- Y: Cruisers are Good for YOU…
- Z: Zone Out… Go for a ride, think less about your problems.
Beach Cruiser Bikes are Good.
Check out my ride from June 19, 2021
Brian, CBMS
In Cruise We Trust