Your Mission, if you choose to accept it, is to get a buzz.
All vices come with a buzz. That’s the point. It gives you something you think you need.
The Cruise is a buzz without the bullshit.
It’s your first buzz, on the cul de sac, on a bike a sunset.
But you run off to find something better.
The only thing I found that’s better than the Cruise is Love. Mutual appreciation from my gal.
Short of that, The Cruise is the greatest high, especially one you can get whenever you want; it won’t ruin your life and makes you happy, thin, and less likely to die.
Don’t believe me?
- Step One: Find a hill.
- Step Two: Ride down, maybe a little too fast.
- Step Three: Try to keep from smiling.
- Mission Accomplished: Which is better? 11 dollar martini or dashing down a hill a little too fast on a bicycle?
Homework: Destroy your buzz crutches with a bike ride. (Or don’t)
Next Steps: 23rd Chamber